[ Song J o k e . How did they die? Can u come up with any? ]
How did they die?
I got the below from
http://javallama.wordpress.com/2008/11/19/funny-song-artist-jokes/#comments
http://javallama.wordpress.com
Akon died cause that girl was so DANGEROUS!!!
Chris Brown died cause he had No Air!
Souija Boy died cause of YOOOOOUUUUUU!!!!!!!!
Lil Wayne died cause he choked on his Lollipop!
Who killed Alicia Keys? No One!
Trey Song died cause he Couldn’t Help But Wait!
Lil Mama died cause she ran out of Lip Gloss!
Sean Kingston died cause he saw too many Beautiful Girls!
Flo-Rida died cause he got too Low!
Fat Joe died cause he Leaned Back too far!
Mariah Carey died cause too many people Touched her Body!
Beyonce died cause she rung the alarm and was Shocked!
Kelsie died cause she was way too Bossy!
Estelle died cause she saw an American Boy!
Kanye West died cause he wasn’t Stronger!
Katy Perry died cause she Kissed a Girl!
Danity Kane died cause she was Damaged!
Leona Lewis died cause she was Bleeding Love!
Rihanna died cause they Stopped the Music!
Lupe Fiasco died cause he was a Superstar!
Natasha Bedingfield died cause she was Unwritten!
Jordin Sparks died cause she got a Tattoo!
The Jonas Brothers died cause they were Burnin’ Up!
The PussyCat Dolls died cause they Grew Up!
Miley Cyrus died cause of 7 Things!
Hannah Montana died cause Nobody’s Perfect!
Maroon 5 died cause they saw Your Face Again!
Panic!at the Disco died because someone closed the Damn Door on them!
Afrom Man died cause he got too High!
J Holiday died cause he went to bed too fast!
Demi Lovato died cause she told too many people Who She Was!
Ashley Simpson died cause she’s Outta Her Head!
Vanessa Hudgens died cause she missed SneakerNight!
Britney Spears FINALLY died cause nobody Gave Her More!!!
Java was trying to start a chain, so put them on your site if you thought that they were funny.
[Ones that I made up]
Christina Aguilera died because she was Hurt!
Rihanna died because someone stood under her Umbrella!
Estelle died because she didn’t see her American boy!
Ne-yo died because he was so sick of love songs!
Jordin Sparks died because she had no air!
Chris Brown died because he did’nt get his Kiss Kiss.
Sean Kingston died because the world wouldn’t change.
Sean Paul died because there was no temperature.
James Blunt died because you were too beautiful and that he knew he would never be with you.
[Ones that you made up]
Can you come up with any? If so then comment below and ill put them up with your name beside it. 
Thanks
Peace out ^^
Soph.
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Christina Aguilera died because she was too Dirrty
Paul McCartney will die When Im Sixty Four
We The Kings died because Juliet didnt Check Yes
pritty good jokes come out wit more about chris brown
how do you wake up lady gaga? you pokerface!!!!!poke her face!!!!!
Robbie Williams died Cuz of all the bodies
beyonce died cause no one put a ring on it
kayne west died cause there was too many heartless girls!!
chris brown died cause he wasnt with you!!
michael jackson died cause he didnt beat it.
sean kingstone died cause he was in war.
vanessa hudgens died cause zac efron didnt say ok
how do you wake up lady gaga by poking her in the face
how do you beat up the black eyed peas? by boom boom pow
jay sean died cause he was goen down.
why did kevin redolf died cause he let it rock.
how does iyaz restart a song by replaying it
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Drake died because he couldnt find her love
Nikki Minaj died because she had a massive attack
T-pain died because he made love to a rap song
Julez Santana died because the clock ran out of time
Jasmine Sullivan died because she thought she was scared of lions tigers and bears
Dirty money died because they was looking for love and found the wrong thing
Britney Spears died because she got hit one more time
Eminem died because he needed
a doctor
a joke how do u wake up justin beiber? u tell him 1 time
Justin Beiber died because he had one less lonely girl .
Cheyenne died because shes…..an idiot
ben died because he just said i died for bieng an idiot
Julian Smith died because he ate a jelly fish and too many waffles… should have washed it down with some MALK and some hot koolaid…. HE MADE THIS FOR YOU!
taio cruz died because they lighted it up like dinamite!
nikki minaj died cuz a bullet went right thru her
The new boyz died because they pen droped to much
Chris brown died because he broke his neck tryin to dougie
Rihanna died cuz she was beaten by an umbrella